Me: Want to sign a petition to classify Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group?
Matt: Yes, but I wonder if it has any legal bearing
Me: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/legally-recognize-westboro-baptist-church-hate-group/DYf3pH2d White house legit enough?
Matt: You should have said that while throwing some sort of case-winning evidence folder onto a large mahogany table with bad ass lawyer folder throwing skills.
Me: Oh, in my head I totally did.